Category: Humor
Luke I Am Your Farter
My New Favorite Diet
My First Bark in English
WskdfgjeroiasIOIKMaokmkKAMKMKBNANsdffbd… is this thing working? Finally. Ok here we go. First thing I want to do is to introduce myself. Usually if we met on the street I would have offered you my ass to smell on it, and would have shoved my nose up your butt. But since we can’t do that online, let me simply say, I’m Bear of Astoria.
The Beginning of the Not so Fun Time off
This year is going to be fifth year in a roll that I haven’t been on a vacation. Real vacation for me is to go to some place new, where I don’t know anybody. I place where I can learn about new things, culture, and people.
How Pepper Turned Egg Salad in Uranium for Atomic Bomb
Since I have a week before I go back home for a visit, I’ve decided to do some late spring, call it summer cleaning. I took every single thing in the house and wiped it individually like obsessive-compulsive person. I had to do this since I knew in the upcoming month Pepper will clean only once. And that will happen an hour before I arrive. As if he wants to show me that he has cleaned the whole time.
The Creation
It’s been many years since I’ve written a diary. This is what I see this page as, very public private diary. What this means is, you get to read about every part of my life, as tragic or funny it may be, but you never get to know who I am. Not because I’m shy, after all I’m writing a blog about my life. It’s to protect the privacy of the people in my life. All of them that you will end up loving or hating if you keep on reading.