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The Best Reasons Not to Blow Yourself Up on 4th of July
if you are a pyrotechnic, professional arsonist, Hollywood stunt coordinator, or a mutant superhero, this isn’t for you. Everyone else, take a read.
Here are The Best Reasons Not to Blow Up on The 4th of July.
My First Bark in English
WskdfgjeroiasIOIKMaokmkKAMKMKBNANsdffbd… is this thing working? Finally. Ok here we go. First thing I want to do is to introduce myself. Usually if we met on the street I would have offered you my ass to smell on it, and would have shoved my nose up your butt. But since we can’t do that online, let me simply say, I’m Bear of Astoria.
The Best Reasons Not to Take Another Selfie Again
If your adolescent years coincide with the development of the smart phone and you’ve posted your face pic only 6 times in the past 10 years, this article is not for you. But, if you are about to take another selfie, because number 3086 is so much more “different” than the other 3085, or you’re spending countless hours waiting for people to click on that valueless Like button, before you are considering investing in a selfie stick, here are The Best Reasons To Never Take Another Selfie Again:
The Best Reasons To Stop Dating Losers
If you happen to be in loving relationship, or your loved one happens to be that one in a million lottery ticket ideal person for you, or Emeli Sandé’s Next To Me is on your favorite list this is not for you. However, if you happen to be dating a loser, and you know they are a loser because we can all recognize a loser when we see one, we just have to step back and take a good look, this is a list for you.
Here is The Best Reasons To Stop Dating Losers: